and raw eggs. As he dodges flying tomatoes and other vegetables, Ernest is calling for John to please open the door. Sophia, Ernest's girlfriend and her companion Fairfax, a cheap whore, are throwing the groceries and shouting obscenities at him for two-timing Sophia. John opens his front door and Ernest runs in to safety. Without thinking, John punches Fairfax in the eye. A group of Sexual Freedom strikers happen by and run off Sophia and Fairfax as sex perverts. The strikers enter Professor Clifford's home, congratulate him on his new job and offer to demonstrate what a real porno session is like. They hand him a movie camera and go at it. Ernest grows to like the idea and joins in.

John visits the seedy sections of town investigating low class filth. He finds Fairfax at her cheap hotel and apologizes for punching her in the eye. He is fascinated by her cheapness:

The lipstick, false eyelashes, dead white face powder, douche syringe, underwear and stockings hanging all over the room. Fairfax takes a shower and leaves the door open so John can see. She teases him in the usual manner, rubbing her nipples and buttocks and crotch. They leap at each other and fuck all over the place, knocking over furniture, tearing down clotheslines, etc. and have their sexual climax while sitting on the toilet. John feels filthy and deprayed, but with Fairfax, somehow there is no guilt. He loves it. He loves Fairfax, the cheap whore who will never change.

A press conference is called for the Commission to make a public report. Federal agents are stationed in the room to insure the report conforms with the wishes of the establishment. John is talking to the press. Miss Margaret is prompting him. John tells the press that we must return to the good old days when sex was a private affair, when putting your arm around a girl's shoulder was a complete thrill, the days of purity and morality. Miss Margaret has him cowering, telling the press exactly what the authorities want. All are smiling and nodding. Fairfax appears in the background out of view to all except John. As he speaks she lifts her dress and does slow dirty bumps and grinds for him. She removes her panties and commences to finger herself. John gets turned on and starts revealing his true feelings to the press. "Love is getting a girl in the balcony of a movie theatre and making her suck your big dick." Hearing this, the federal agents attack. John, Ernest, Sophia and Fairfax make a getaway in a fast car. The chase is on ...