Horror, Science-Fiction, Comedy and sex figured sure-fire for the Hollywood's cinemoguls. So, going on the saying that if herring is good, cream is good, spaghetti is good and soup is good, it adds they'd all be better together. The producers of Kiss Me Quick have done that, and the end really neatly-wrapped A-1, A-dult package that fully titillates, amuses, startles and vastly entertains. KMQ is a broad takeoff (with plenty of broads taking it off) of recent Hollywood horror, sci-fi and avant-garde comedy epics. The action commences on the planet Droopiter, in the Galaxy of the Grand Glon, the local LBJ, sends his most trusted ambassador to visit the planet Earth. The mission . . . to bring back an earthling of the female gender. Droopiter has no females . . . it's a sort of do-it-yourself place. Sterilox jets in to the castle of Dr. Breedlove, who is in the midst of some very way-out experiments involving about 30 of the swinging-est chicks in this or any other galaxy. Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy are in and out of the proceedings, and Sterilox gets the VIP treatment in the babe-sampling department. In fact, there are so many goodies, Sterilox does the kid-in-a-candy-store bit. All the gadgets in the castle go off with regularity, and following some rousing incidents, Sterilox calls it a Mexican standoff, as Breedlove and his assorted creatures and girl-type creatures continue their goings-on. It's a regular skin-game, where everyone wins.
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