and the address of a Madame Helena's Bordello frequented by his late father.
Despite a liberal education provided by Madame Helena and her voluptuous and inventive staff, Jack is unable to win the hand, or any other part of the anatomy, of his beloved Alice Faversham. The beauteous and proper Alice will marry only a man of means. Undaunted, Jack embarks on his courtship. He plans a picnic. Alice is chaperoned by her appropriately named maid, Fanny. Jack is totally rejected-while Samson and Fanny really have a picnic.

Alice's engagement to the wealthy (and old) Cecil Spentwicke is announced. On the eve of Alice's wedding, Jack falls heir to his uncle's estate. He decides to celebrate at Madame Helena's where, by chance, Cecil's bachelor party is in progress. Alas, the celebration at Madame Helena's is too much for Cecil and he passes on-with a smile on his face. Now Alice is up for grabs. Can Jack turn her into a warm, loving woman?
With money no object, Jack plans a love nest. He purchases a former mad-house, complete with barred windows, chains, shackles and soundproofing. Here he creates his Groove Room-filled with a variety of electronic love contraptions and devices designed for seduction.
At long last Jack lures Alice into the Groove Room. He sits her down on the couch and rushes to his master panel of levers and buttons. Alice moves aside as restraining clamps swing into position ...