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Country Cuzzins


1970       Rene Bond

What Zeke says about Country Cuzzins

You folks back in the city think that life out here in the country is a little dull. Well I got news for you, Martha. We Country Cuzzins have more fightin', feudin', luvin', laffin' and baum' in one acre than you got in the whole city.

Take Billie Jo, f'rinstance. She jest finished a tooth and nail fight with her sister Jenny. And bein' brought up proper, she cleaned up afterwards. Not just cleaned up, mind you, but stripped down to the all together. So, there she is, standin' stark nekked in the barn and who comes up but cuzzin Jeff and cuzzin Jeeter. Well, before you knowed it, all three of 'em were runnin' around like a bunch of animules in heat. Jeff and Jeeter don't talk much about what happened when they caught 'er. Now they jest kinda smile and rib one 'nuther. Funny thing is Billie Jo is smilin' too.

Now here's where it gets good. The whole clan had planned

a big hoorah down t' cuzzin Jeb's house. Everybody wuz invited, including one of our high falutin' relatives from the city, cuzzin Prudence. They say she's so rich she owns the city. Anyhow, they all commenced to show up, but cuzzin Prudence she was a might uppity, thinkin' we's all trash and like that, you know? Well, cuzzin Jeb wasn't about t' let her rune the party, so he spiked her punch with moonshine, real high octane stuff. After a few minutes it was a new shindig. She let her hair down and we had us a ball. The drinks wuz flowin' and the youngin's all wanted to get to know each other better so they keep over the barn where it wasn't so noisy. Funny thing for all their talkin' they seemed it hits more tuckered than us.

Anyway, Prudence got so pickled that she invited us all to a place in the city, a manshun she called it. But I guess that when she got back she warn 't too happy about what she did, cause when we all got thare for her party, she made fun of our clothes and sech. She said we wuz gonna be the laffin' stock of the party, what with all her friends from the city dressed up like penguins and like that, ya know?

Well, let me tell you somethin' they din't laugh at us at all, no sir. In fact we got on real good, especial them young folks, runnin' off behind them closed doors. Seems the city folk had as much to teach us as we did to teach them, special about handlin' wimmen. Fact is, they knowed some things we hadn't even thought of. Anyhow, it was just another great party and everyone enjoyed hisself and I think even Prudence came to her senses and growed up a mite. In fact, she wuz just around here with cuzzin Jeff and cuzzin Jeeter. Now I wonder where those kids got to.




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CAST

Billie Jo .......................... Rene Bond
LeRoy .......................... John lull
Jenny .......................... Pamela Princess
Fester .......................... Jack Richisen
Prudence .......................... Ellen Stephens
Jeff .......................... Mark Buckalew
Jeeter .......................... Steven Hodge
Ma .......................... Zena Foster
The Agent .......................... Buck Flower
Melody .......................... Melody Combe
Girl in maids room .......................... Debbie Osborne




Director of Photography .......................... Roger Dobeck
Sound Man .......................... Robert Dietz
Lighting Director .......................... Phillip Miller
Camera Operator .......................... Kenny Gibbs
Assistant Camera .......................... Mark Buckalew
Boom Operator .......................... Anthony MacLane
Key Grip .......................... James Andrien
Continuity .......................... Marlene Buckalew
Music by .......................... Southern and Hensley
Music by .......................... Mayon Publishing
Written by .......................... Bethel G. Buckalew
Produced and Directed by .......................... Bethel G. Buckalew







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