In the funky and fun-filled world of Venice, California, we first meet Hollywood screenwriter Gary Kendall-slaving over his typewriter on a porno script for a very demanding female producer named R.V. (Regina Vagina). Gary can't seem to come up with any good ideas until he invents RICK QUICK, PRIVATE DICK-a cocky sleuth with a never-tiring nose for nookie. Suddenly the script comes to life and we see Rick Quick take on a very dangerous client named Vixa. Seeking protection from her hoodlum boyfriend, Vixa has an innovative way of paying her private dick in a very public way. Making headway, Gary takes a break and checks in with Susie-an answering service girl who really knows how to use her instrument. As they let their fingers do the talking, a hot phone-sex scene is embarrassingly interrupted by the arrival of Gary's new neighbor Julia-a repressed, but scintillating sculptress from Needlepoint, Iowa. One thing leads to another as the amorous artist takes delicious delight in molding his torso. All this screwing around interrupts Gary's writing time, so it's back to banging the keys as Rick Quick's next sexcapade takes place. This time, Rick has to protect voluptuous Vixa in a scene that practically melts the typewriter ribbon. A knock on the door provides another delicious interruption as Suzie drops by Gary's place for some person-to-person sex, for a change. After several more interludes with the fictional Rick Quick, Gary (with a few tantalizing interruptions of his own) finally finishes the script, much to the delight of R.V. (a recreational vehicle if there ever was one!) But there's one problem-the ending seems limp. With a stroke of Hollywood movie magic-all the real and fictional characters materialize for one, big blowout of an orgy- proving once and for all, that's sin-tertainment!